Category: Satirical Fish

RockMelt: Your browser, re-imagined

Hello Interwebs! The rumors are true… starting today, we’re offering access to an early version of RockMelt, a new browser designed around you and how you use the Web. With RockMelt we’ve re-thought the user experience because a browser can and should be about more than simply navigating Web pages. Today, the browser connects you [...]

Tuesday November 9th, 2010 in Satirical Fish | No Comments »

How to get to China from Taiwan?

I wouldn’t want to try this even I am the best swimmer in the world…

Monday November 8th, 2010 in Satirical Fish | No Comments »

SEX! SEX! BOLEH!

This is the most read news on 25 March 2010… The Star readers (should be mostly Malaysians) are so obsessed with sex. I think Chua Xui LeX should get into “action” again if he wanna win the election and before we start to forget who he is.

Thursday March 25th, 2010 in Satirical Fish | No Comments »

Tax on Plastics

Our very-clever PM announced in the 2010 budget that there will be a RM50 tax on each credit card. The justification is… need money for “development” of the nation. Well, I think the justification is lame, just totally lame. What makes him think credit card holders should bare more cost for the “development” of the [...]

Monday November 30th, 2009 in Satirical Fish, Spicy Fish | No Comments »

Real Zoo with Animals

The badger brought Badawi The noddy came with Najib The needle fish fetched Nazri The seal got hold of Syed Hamid Let’s build a zoo and stuff it with animals It’s so cool and better than Zoo Negara A bunch of fools with nothing new Let’s go to the zoo there’s lots of things to [...]

Wednesday March 4th, 2009 in Satirical Fish | 2 Comments »