© 2006 sam

Fanny Wong: When “F” means Freaky (4)

All characters and events in this story — even those based on real people — are entirely fictional. All voices are impersonated… poorly in your head. The following story may contain disgusting or explicit ideas and due to its content it should not be read by anyone.

Previous Chapters: 1, 2, 3

I was furious. Ken knew that I still had feelings for him. He was using that weakness to get back at me. He was so evil. But Ken was wrong because I was stronger than he thought.

“No Ken, your evil plan is not going to work,” I shouted.

I was going to trash him, so I had to make the first move to make him jealous and devastated. Without any hesitation, I pushed Ken aside and humped on Principal Xavier. “Eat this Ken,” I said to Ken with an evil grin.

My face was inches away from Principal Xavier’s. I then ripped his shirt buttons off with my bare hands. To my surprise, he was gorgeous! Broad chest with graceful silver hair. Not bad for an old man. And I could tell that he used to had a solid six packs too. Unbelievable!

I only took a few seconds to admire his great physique. I went on to kiss him all over. Then I held his bald head and let him smell my boo boo. However, Principal Xavier looked as if he had never made out with a 15 year-old girl before.

Ken was really angry and devastated upon seeing my indecent acts. He turned and went away. I won! I won!

After Ken was gone. I got back on my feet and I apologised to Principal Xavier. He did not say a word. But he still looked as if he had never made out with a 15 year-old girl.

Later on the school PA system, the assistant principal announced that Principal Xavier had suffered a stroke at the first floor foyer during recess period and could not speak. He was hospitalised immediately after he was discovered by the janitor. How unfortunate. I wish him well and happy.

Somehow, things became strange after Principal Xavier was hospitalised for his stroke…


  1. Posted September 28, 2006 at 7:24 pm | #

    bwahahahaha… “graceful silver hair!” where the heck did you get that? brilliant. *guffaw

    professor x must have had several catamytes but not a 15 yr old girl. *hee

    so what happens to ken? more please..

  2. Sam
    Posted September 28, 2006 at 7:27 pm | #

    Claire, it is Principal Xavier not Professor X. haha.

    We have a Xavier fan here. I have to say something nice about him. 😉

  3. AlphaetOmega
    Posted September 28, 2006 at 8:03 pm | #

    I see a great future for you — as target practice for the New Mutants.

    Fan of Prof X

  4. AlphaetOmega
    Posted September 28, 2006 at 8:04 pm | #

    And he’s wheelchair bound! Trapped by evil Fanny! How could u?

  5. Posted September 29, 2006 at 10:24 am | #

    hahaha. mea culpa.

    well it still doesn’t change the fact that principal xavier is HOT HOT HOT for an old man:

    “Broad chest with graceful silver hair. Not bad for an old man. And I could tell that he used to had a solid six packs too.”

    i would have loved to read more raunchy sex ey?

    *sincere comments from an uber Fanny Fan (pun intended)

  6. Capt. Jack Separuh
    Posted September 29, 2006 at 5:11 pm | #

    I began to receive SMSes frequently from him.. Oh Dear, I have unintenationally created a ‘longing’ in Principal X for 15 year olds.. This made me really uneasy. I keep receiving endless request on SMS from him to meet up in his office.

    Hoping to find a solution I decided to meet up with Principal X’s buddy Magnus Chan. Magnus and Principal X friendship goes back a long way. They were friends since Kindergarten all the way to Uni. They used to share endless tales of government conspiracies throughout their uni days. Magnus was the cynical one, whereas the Principal was the idealist. He hoped to change the world hence the school was founded.

    Being best buddies, Magnus decided to help him run the school since its another excuse for them to talk nonsence over a couple of beer and still get paid.

    Mr Magnus Chan’s office was in another building overlooking the school field. I meekly knocked on his door and he invited me in. I sat down and began to tell him about my problems with Ken and how it lead to me showing my boo boo to Principal X.

    Magnus just listen and raised his eye brow a few times as I told my story. With a sigh he replied.. I think we have a problem. This made me feel even worst. I’m already feeling like a bad girl already.

    “I’m afraid what you did may have cause the Principal to recall certain events that occured year ago” he said. I was confused. He said I was not to blame as he began to explain to me the reason for the Principal’s behaviour.

    Apparently the principal was hynotised to forget an event in his past. It was 10 years ago. Magnus and the principal were on a backpacking trip to Kathmandu. One night they got all drunk and the Principal disappeared. He was found the next day when Magnus received a call from the local police station……

  7. Posted September 30, 2006 at 2:26 pm | #

    And local police here have a standard practice: for hygiene purposes, they shave your head bald to make sure you don’t carry any disease in your hair, or use your hair as the perfect place to hide things such as mobile phones or keys to the handcuffs.

    The Principal was in denial at first, but later found that losing his hair might just be a blessing in disguise…

  8. sam
    Posted September 30, 2006 at 3:42 pm | #

    Principal Xavier suffered from medical complication called alopecia areata. He did not choose to be bald though.

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