玩玩 CSI，包你不变坏
Google translation of post title: CSI play, you do not drop packets
What happened to JerryWho?
Youzi’s initial expert comment:
some blood tissue and bones and hairs and saliva left on the spot, very little but sufficient for CSI team members to perform DNA testing and DNA fingerprint for identify the identity.
And yes! the result shown the bones is belong to jerry and the saliva belongs to t-rex!
i….. a..m…. D… D… o…. S…ed….
so…. cold…. down…. here….
ghost, CSI members is having problem to solve this case. so, y not like this, i ‘burn’ u some money, perhaps some clothes, or even leng lui… u give me some tips ler?
i… just…. ga…ve… you… the… cluueee…
see the bright light? don walk towards it. turn back!
I see da oppis wall
i win iMac!
YQYQYQYQ
ghost ghost.. ya~ turn back, turn back here… see a bright face with a ‘CSI’ mark? come to him, he is our CSI’s ‘big man’, u can voice out ur grievance to him..
get over it e wong…
anyway, the police find it difficult to work because there was no semen and there was only carpet, no mattress.
Youzi, I am not Cow Head & Horse Face leh…
so, bring da whole carpet back to lab!
if i’m not mistaken, i see shoes there. bring it back and screen for skin tissue. and… DNA fingerprint result match with jerry’s DNA fingerprint. so, what next?
i am confuse, what should i answer? he ddosed? the suspect is the suspect? or he was standing on somewhere high (a table, perhaps) helping aisan to shoot the pic? then the suspect push him into t-rex’s mouth?
(thx to me for da high pay adsense keywords. i want 50% of da earning. no less.)
i saw the lights… but i turned away from it… then i found the cyberspace…
I saw water mark on it. Should be saliva from T-rex.
Youzi, you should be working as DNA expert in high profile court cases. You get tons of $$ to give your expert opinion in court.
Remember Dr Lim Kong Boon? He testified that semen stains on a mattress matched Anwar’s DNA and linked him to a variety of sexual trysts with both men and women. But under cross-examination, Dr Lim admitted it was impossible to prove that the semen stains he examined were on the mattress before it was seized by the police.
Raja Aziz, the defence lawyer, then asked whether the semen samples could be examined by his team. Then Dr Lim told the court that the slides containing the samples had been destroyed. He then said, “It was not our practice to preserve such slides.”
Makes more sense than Adsense.
hee hee.. *in a sing-song voice*i know the man-eating killer….la la la *slurp slurp*
you…. it’s (dramatically drop dead)…
cant really remember about the case, but i remember the mattress outside da court
there should be a way to find out the answer… but anyway, i thought the examiner should know where the semen collected come from?
clues given r so…
we need a media or psychic detective!
youzi…the clues aren’t that harddd oneee…i pwomiseee….*snicker snicker*
media aisan, i am tlying veli hard to connect da clues… but still in mist… show me a direction…plzzzzzzzzz~
ps: i’m not an IT person la…
Ghost of JerryWho
Have u been reincarnated into a Mattress?
(Go towards the light — the light!)
But Mattress is not a living organism, how could one be reincarnated into a non-living object?
Yah I was thinking that myself…how can the ghost of JerryWho be reincarnated into a non-living object?
He’s not going to be “tasty” you know…*disappointed*
aiyark… jerry k.i.a? now he can haunt you-know-who ! miaahahahaha habeslah diaorg semua.
p/s:
l is for the way u look at her
O is for the only one u see
V is very-very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore
a special dedication for the two lovebird…
ex-bdak intern: eh lovebird tu siapa? *scratch head* kenapa I tak tau pun? Berila I klue siapa mereka tu ok ok.
By the way…I AM HUNGRWEE!! FEED ME!! *tummy rumbling*
aisan, t-rex left some bones, finished for forensic analysis. i took some for boiling with maggie mee when feel hungry while doing lab testing, taste better than original chicken favour. wanna have a try? u can have all da bones…
Mmmm
Pai kuat sow yok!
Soup Gearbox Kelante… sedaaap!
YOUZI…I WANTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
JEREMIAHFOO BONES boiled with sharkfins soup emmmmmmm……arrrrrrr *the homer simpson way*
T-Rex vewy vewy cwever!
by the way…. T-Rex is She – Rex…not T-REX…she is a girly girl you know! la la
Bones make good glue.
Izzit true T-Rex’s have big bones?
e wong: She – Rex is not big boned and she resent you saying that T- Rex’s have big bones. To justify it… come HERE!
aisan: tuh lah you… i think-think kan, itu kucing memang seswai dengan itu ikan tuna. becoz cat and tuna belong together… what u think-think aisan?
p/s: so how’s the lost world of tambun since the t-rex is in bangsar?
But but you are a she-Rex! (tiny bones)
But still can make glue!
ex-bdak intern: ohhhhhh now i get it…you are right cat and tuna do belong together ….i setuju setuju
e wong: my dear e wong…as proclaimed on the picture, i am dinosaur who had know she was extinct…and i don’t know if my bones will make great glue…the only way of finding out is to……
God created man, tuna and cat. Man catch tuna. Man keep cat as pet. Cat eat tuna. Along came dinosaur. Dinosaur kill man. Cat rule the world?
*munch munch*…..BuRpPpPpPpP!!!, Cat Taste Good…
meowwwWWWWW!
She-rex Vs Cat
Who will win?
erm… she-rex munched clair da cat? another (thunder) cat is meow-ing?
aiyo… this case is getting more complicated, sakit kepalak…
*another feline not too far*
*tummy rumbling*
must eat cat no 2…..emmmmmm *saliva*
I am so glad that women have not rule the world. yet…
ei? what happened??? how did i come in the picture? i was just licking my fur, you know. meoewrr.. cat’s aren’t yummy. man is. i like the other version bettttttttterrr. she-rex eats man. while cat looks on to marvel at the sight. *evil grin*
let me get back to grooming my fur. meowrr.
it was a cat who can get alone with tuna. she-rex munched da cat. another cat meow-ing.
da munched cat already in since last episoded.
i love these posts.
cats… they multiply like amoeba. I wonder if they will ever extinct.
into senang, hantar pergi vet.
settle.
* itu
eh you know what…none of this make sense anymore….what happened to all the clues dude?
*aisan take hammer*
*aisan raise hammer*
*aisan hits Sam on the head*
yeah what happened??? i wanna find out the answer. pweeez. somebody work it. work it.
ya, da CSI top agent, youzi still woking on it. but she drowning in the those clueS…
ya hor… i forgot why i put this post… why har?
what?!! mana boleh macam ini?!
ok, my answer will be: Jerry’s shoes is left there, and he is taking u and suspect’s pic. so, next?
pls recall, else u’ll be she-rex next dim sum… then case close, settle.
youziiiii…i have the clue i have the clue…you know where to go la muahahahahaahah
Ok. Let’s discuss this case in detail at the Japanese restaurant. She-rex… the raw fish (sashimi) is better than my flesh… hehe
case close everyone….its over