PC 麦金塔 生意逻辑（1）
Mac : Hi, I am a Mac.
PC : And I am a PC.
Mac : Do you know that I come with cool apps that let me compose my songs, make video podcasts, create my own comic strips easily and yunno, all those cool stuff that many people thought impossible before. With iLife, *whisp* life is so easy now!
PC : Ya… right…. *grin*
Mac : So PC, do you have cool apps like that?
PC : Of course I DO! I have… er… Clock.
Mac : O… K…
PC : Hey, Clock is a very important invention. It is an instrument for measuring time. It displays the time in hours, minutes and seconds. And you have the option to choose to show it in 12- or 24-hour format. Clock can be used for technical purposes or just personal use for time keeping. Clock is definitely better than a sundial and the clepsydra, a timepiece using water flow mechanism. I bet you don’t know what a clepsydra is. So don’t look down on Clock ok!
Mac : O… K… what else do you have?
PC : The Calculator!
Mac : *holding back laughter, very hard*
PC : Laugh it all out Mac! The Calculator is a very important piece of app. It is being used to perform calculations! In the past, people use abacuses, comptometers, Napier’s bones, books of mathematical tables, slide rules or mechanical adding machines. But now with Calculator, you can throw away all that. Calculator can also have decimal points! You know DECIMAL points? So, you can actually count numbers smaller than 1. Let me show it to you…
Mac : HA HA HA HA HA HA… PC… HA HA HA… you… you… don’t… have to… HA HA HA…
PC : Laugh all you want Mac. Many people actually bought PC after I told them about Clock and Calculator.
Mac : HA HA HA… *rolling on the floor*
PC: & with the savings they got from buying me, they were able to stay out of debt. Which meant they never had to borrow money from an Ah-Long & kept all their extremities.
Mac: *chokes on its own bile & dies on the floor.
erm…
i do use the Calculator so often…
The Calculator and a calculator is different hor…
in this case Mr PC very Lek Chui Sui…
yeah. i also use the calculator and the clock often. *hmp* mac is so condescending.
Lek = pandai = good at
Chui Sui = gelentong = bullshit
In the 21st century, which OS does not have a calculator and a clock?
By the way Claire the cat, what happened to the PowerBook you were talking about some time ago?
hmmm…. Mac really creative in market their product… wat i noe is Mac now concentrate more on application than appearance. This is a good news for us and i wonder how the competition between this 2 giant companies in future… may be during tat time come out with 3rd solution…. a brand called “P-Mac”..haha