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Mac : Hi I am a Mac.

PC : And I am a PC

Mac : Do you know…

PC : *shhhh* Shut up Mac.

Mac : Are you ok PC?

PC : Or course I am. I just don’t wanna hear about how great you are. You know. I am also great piece of mean machine too!

Mac : O… K… Can give me an example?

PC : This one bites. Don’t cry after hearing this. *evil grin*

Mac : Please carry on… *rolling eyes*

PC : Big corporations use PCs! Look at Enron, Arthur Anderson and WorldCom. They are really huge!

Mac : Ya PC. Huge flops. I bet they use MS Excel for their balance sheets.

PC : What are you talking about?

Mac : Hello? PC? *knock PC’s head* Don’t you know that these three companies are over and out? Accounting fraud… This is like ages ago man. Get on with the program PC!

PC : Oh. Really?! Opps. I have not been updated since I got the Security Center. The firewall must have blocked everything. No… Let’s see… hmm… what is this “IEHost.exe” file residing on my hard drive… I can’t delete it. Mac, help me. Argh… this executable is blocking the update.

Mac : Well, you either reformat yourself or stick with IEHost.exe for the rest of your life and not getting any new updates.

PC : Reformatting is painful. I might just stick with it for a while.

Mac: Er… *jaw drop*

This entry was posted on Friday, November 24th, 2006 at 12:42 pm and is filed under 用汕玩水.