现代烂诗人靠边站
现代烂诗人KK*要靠边站了！酸梅叔叔写了首诗给拉拉伯。。。
From this day forward
You shall not walk alone.
Her heart will be your shelter,
And her arms will be your home.
A mountain needs a valley to be complete;
the valley does not make
the mountain less, but more;
and the valley is more a valley because
it has a mountain towering over it
看到酱的烂诗，也很想来玩埋一份。。。
the dawn of spring is near it seems
sucking the life of loneliness out of him
filling the night of spring with wildest dreams
better let the neighbour not hear the screams
for better or worst the act of god
the hills and bridges had said a lot
a slice of the cake he already got
supply of balls will never run short
*Note: This time, KK is not Kota Kinabalu. KK is Khan Khai. 
who is uncle sour plum?
Mr Act of God.
apparently the semi value poetry was a cut & paste job
what? cut from where?
http://www.n305er.com/2007/06/07/samys-poem-to-pm/
from some websites apparently.
我早上听电台，听到某报章还翻译去中文。酸梅叔叔还真的多才多艺！我真的要靠边站了~~~
钪凯，酸梅叔叔是抄回来的。。。
酸梅叔叔真“多才多艺”啊~~~
hahahaha. not bad rhyming skills, yo!
haha. I learn from Ray McCooney.
酸梅叔叔就是半价叔叔咯