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6樓2座暹羅鯊命案

案發現場：
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死者：暹羅鯊
歲數：大約2年
死因：缺水
死亡動機：攞黎衰（Billy Jean 即細佬）

依死者身上的蛇蟲鼠蟻的數量來看，死者的死亡時間是介於昨晚半夜和淩晨6點之間。初步調查懷疑死者是從魚缸一角用力推開安全網，然後跳出魚缸。

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根據目擊者（上圖的那對夫婦），它們說暹羅鯊像瘋了一樣猛鑽猛撞，然後跳出魚缸。那太太說：

當時真的把我給嚇死了。我又沒有手蓋眼睛，眼睛又沒有眼皮，只好眼睜睜的看它跳下去。現在想起都打冷震。

從死者身上所佔的塵埃來看，死者落地后曾經掙扎了一段時間。

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This entry was posted on Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 at 7:46 pm and is filed under 点点滴滴.

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44 Comments so far

  1. claire the cat July 25th, 2007 8:01 pm

    hahahahahaha

  2. JerryWho July 25th, 2007 8:09 pm

    google translate?

  3. swit July 25th, 2007 8:22 pm

    how come this only happen when I am absent!!!!!

  4. Jeffrey04 July 25th, 2007 8:23 pm

    我爸以前养的鱼一部分是被健身球吓死的（健身球滚到鱼缸结果把鱼吓死了）

  5. swit July 25th, 2007 8:23 pm

    how could this happen when I am absent!!!!! :’(
    my loving ones..

  6. 钪凯 July 25th, 2007 8:28 pm

    报导得非常详细!

  7. sam July 25th, 2007 8:30 pm

    千猜都好過本地報章啦。。。

  8. 新怡 July 25th, 2007 8:39 pm

    哈哈。。。 笑到肚痛

  9. sam July 25th, 2007 8:39 pm

    swit，節哀順便。。。可能暹羅鯊懷念它的主人吧。。。

    Jeffrey04，覺得你在吹水。。。

  10. 新怡 July 25th, 2007 8:42 pm

    看完、笑完。。。

    默哀。。。3秒

  11. 『雷門與江邊鳥』 July 25th, 2007 9:08 pm

    (sam，orz！！！佩服！很精彩！)

    節安順便！
    看似自殺，可是會不會是奸殺呢?
    被另一只暹羅鯊逼得魚急跳缸？！

  12. 韩士 July 25th, 2007 9:11 pm

    我猜它是被陷害的！命案的背后一定有不可告人的秘密…

  13. chen jie July 25th, 2007 9:17 pm

    看CSI多了。非常详细的报道！

  14. youzi July 25th, 2007 9:45 pm

    what’s the autopsy report say?

    suicide? or… homocide…???

  15. GAN July 25th, 2007 10:04 pm

    我赞成韩士讲的，背后一定有个惊人的秘密……
    搞不好是主人虐待还是什么的……

  16. sam July 25th, 2007 10:29 pm

    主人現在在意大利咧。。。

  17. 小狼 July 25th, 2007 10:42 pm

    问一问那对夫妇，暹羅鯊当时有没有在高歌“i belive i can fly”
    那对夫妇的口供有嫌疑

  18. darren July 25th, 2007 10:49 pm

    interesting post

  19. Yan July 26th, 2007 11:00 am

    案中有案…

    只有凶手才知道这样详细…

  20. Jue July 26th, 2007 12:16 pm

    真相永远都只有一个~~

  21. JerryWho July 26th, 2007 12:19 pm

    條屍有沒有放在冰箱裡等阿雪來認啊？

    幾時解剖查明死因？可能他在缸裡已經死了，被其他的魚串謀呢？

    （少了一條友，食物就多點來分啦～ 嘿嘿嘿～）

  22. the ex-bdak intern July 26th, 2007 1:39 pm

    kamikaze mission successful hahaha!

  23. 义俊 July 26th, 2007 1:53 pm

    aiks…
    有沒有掃一掃‘魚模’？
    可能是被殺

  24. 韩士 July 26th, 2007 2:14 pm

    Jerry,
    早在鱼缸里死去的推测应该不成立，從死鱼身上所佔的塵埃來看，死鱼落地后曾經掙扎了一段時間。那，被其他的魚串謀逼鱼跳缸的阴谋越来越明显了。唯有等验尸报告出炉了。CSI，做嘢！

  25. 新怡 July 26th, 2007 2:42 pm

    阿雪人在意大利已经好伤心咗..
    你 0地 (虽然我之前都要份笑).. 但…
    应该够啦~~

  26. 阿雪 July 26th, 2007 3:09 pm

    新怡 - 多谢关心，有心啦。。大家都有心啦。。

    Thanks for all of you help to investigate this case. This is not the first attempt big siam try to suicide. It has been long time it has serious depression problem. but I could not find a doctor who can take care of a fish which has depression problem. So I guess this is a relief for it.. 其实其他鱼也忍了他的神经质很久了。
    After watching 7 seasons of CSI, from the pictures taken by Sam, the C.O.D should be lack of oxigen.

  27. swit July 26th, 2007 3:53 pm

    新怡 多谢晒，有心啦。。大家都有心啦。。
    其实都吾系它第一次企图自杀了。在很久以前就得了严重的忧郁症。但系我还没来得切揾到华沱，它就去了。怨就怨那安全网不安全吧！无奈死者已埃。揾CSI都无用啦。
    After watch 7 seasons of CSI, from the pictures taken by Sam, the C.O.D should be lacking of oxigen..

  28. Jeffrey04 July 26th, 2007 5:54 pm

    sam哥，我是很认真地跟你说的，如有半点虚言，那么我就葬身鱼腹

  29. Ela July 26th, 2007 7:53 pm

    oh..poor fish..:(

  30. 阿雪 July 26th, 2007 8:13 pm

    do u mean the poor fish that die or the poor fish thats going to taste Jerrey?

  31. sam July 26th, 2007 10:26 pm

    Jeffrey04，就信住你先啦～

  32. 莹 July 26th, 2007 11:22 pm

    两年前这对可爱小鲨鱼是我买的，但是经啊雪两年里含辛如苦呕心瀝血的养到它们又肥又壮又恐怖。。。如今还粒声唔出就去了真的令人心痛。大家不要再查它的死因了，活着的才是最可怜的。。。剩下那条大鲨可要孤独终老了。。。咳。。。

  33. JerryWho July 26th, 2007 11:57 pm

    叫阿 Sam 為他續絃嚕～

    但是，我們是不是應該回到案發現場作個案件重演後才 Close File 呢？

  34. youzi July 27th, 2007 4:13 am

    阿雪，i don’t think it is lack of oxygen, otherwise y only one siam?

    “It has been long time it has serious depression problem.”
    – sound like a suicide case.

    “其实其他鱼也忍了他的神经质很久了。”
    – but it might be more complicated than that…

    jeffrey，就算是事实都可以被扭曲的，你准备葬身鱼腹啦~

  35. jasmine July 27th, 2007 10:03 am

    博客都是很有想象力的一族～

    >_

  36. claire the cat July 27th, 2007 10:48 am

    this is an evidence of what bored/frustrated people can do. they become fish(es) that decide to jump out in frustration or utter curiousity, or they become people who post entries replete with pictures of a fish that decided to jump out a the small pond only to find himself/herself in another trap. is that an objective correlative sam? :-)

  37. JerryWho July 27th, 2007 10:49 am

    嗯～得買條更大的鯊魚來搞掂 Jeffrey…

  38. sam July 27th, 2007 11:37 am

    Claire, I think I was not thinking that deep when I was writing the post… ;-) Perhaps subconsciously I was. :-D

  39. 夏娃 July 27th, 2007 11:44 am

    太好了
    可以加菜

  40. Jeffrey04 July 27th, 2007 6:20 pm

    ……
    搞不好我先搞掂它
    鱼翅……

  41. twilight July 27th, 2007 9:09 pm

    连鱼都想不开，我们人还活在这世上作麽！

  42. 新怡 July 27th, 2007 9:43 pm

    死仔包， 小心。
    你一个，边度斗的过大家。

    鱼翅……？
    想得美！！

  43. Jeffrey04 July 28th, 2007 2:03 am

    抓来拍反鱼翅广告

  44. xiangxi July 30th, 2007 9:19 pm

    我终于看到这篇你们所谓的命案了，凄凉的鱼，有忧郁症而想自杀吗？

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