Spacebiscuit
I was catching up with what’s happening in Malaysia this morning and I found an article on Malaysiakini on our doctor cum part-time male model (have you seen Zoolander?) astronaut. Just to remind my fellow Malaysians that we are paying for the hitch joy ride that Malaysian officials described as the milestone of independence after 50 years. Err… can we consider that as a milestone? We “paid” for the trip, like I buy a ticket from British Airways to fly to Heathrow. I don’t manufacture the plane and I don’t know how to pilot the plane. What milestone can I claim? Unless you are referring to my frequent flyer’s card, I can definitely earn some miles there. This trip has been arranged as part of a billion-dollar purchase by Malaysia of Russian fighter jets. I wonder if our male model can earn some miles on his Asia Miles card.
Before he was blasted off to space, our dearest space doctor said he hopes to inspire Malaysians to further space achievements and that Malaysia should have its own spacecraft by 2020. Whoa… What an ambition. Let’s wait till Proton can fix its power window first. Ok?
And as a tax payer, I was particularly pissed off when our beloved male model said: “To be close to God’s creation – I will feel more spiritual and I do hope to come back and share all my feelings with other Muslims all over the world.”
Hey! I help to fork the air tickets and I don’t get a “share” of his feelings? I feel so short-changed and used! Halo… it is MALAYSIANs who paid for the trip. If I were the space tourist, I wonder what will happen if I said “I feel so great and I would like to share my feelings in space will all the Chinese all over the world.”
For your information, it seems that the religious authorities seemed to spend quite a lot of time on developing a Islamic Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. In this trip to the International Space Station (ISS), they finally found solutions on how to pray in ISS that spin around the Earth 16 times per 24-hr. Good also, you don’t want our male model in space to pray 80 times a day right?
Oh! In full spirits of Aidilfitri, our dearest doctor cum part-time male model will distribute space biscuit (kuih raya, special edition) to his new friends in space.
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this is hilarious!
i also feel feel the whole thing kena hijack by the Islamic world. i don’t know how it would benefit the Muslims to know how to pray etc in space, it’s not like many Islamic countries are currently competing in a space race or doing anything remotely related with it.
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AGREE! Let’s wait till Proton can fix its power window first!
All I Can Say Is…Hope God Blessing You…Our Top Model aka Doctor aka Kampung Angkasawan.
aiyo… he said that a?
newspaper lying on the table during lunch break, i dun even feel like reading it. my colleague said wonder if they still bringing alone their roti canai or not, and then gave a restless sign.
I do hope the spaceship explode. Then I’ll clapping my hands and shout YEAH !
hahahahha. this cracks me up.
pak lah is not with industrialisation anymore – proton will be buried soon with dr.M, pak lah wanna do a quantum leap into space – later he’ll be known as bapa angkasawan in our future generantion’s text book somewhere around 2020.
oh. it is should ok. space craft don’t use power windows anyway. make sure that the space craft don have any moving parts then it should be ok.
Bapa Angkasawan or Bapa Angkasapuri?
你。。。准确地道出我的心声。
What a waste on our money…