Wanna chew?
Bought a bottle of Vitamin C recently. I saw the big Chinese characters on the bottle but didn’t read the English fine prints (really fine, Helvetica in 2pt). And there it goes:
Health & Wealth. Vitamin chews the piece. Sugar free.
Our strong scientific researching power is coming from the Chinese pharmaceutical university. The scientific research personnel put effort into each product.
Happy with health & wealth. Health with health & wealth.
I have one word for this. “Whoa”.

yo… u dare to chew ar?
ya… chew good good too!
label funny funny sure is!
Master Yoda will be a thing of the past with those sentences.
Careful with those vitamins. There has been a wide crackdown of pharmaceutical products from there.
Better you you careful chew chew anything.
bought it from Walmart… hope it’s fine.
got photo or not? don bluff bluff.. haha
hahaha. there’s nothing wrong with chewing. go chew.